People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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