OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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