You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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