He is an equal opportunity slut.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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