as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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