I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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