So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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