So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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