Porn is love you can see.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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