you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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