There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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