i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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