So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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