In America we eat man semen.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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