Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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