Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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