I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
