if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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