Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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