Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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