I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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