wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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