You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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