It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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