I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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