yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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