Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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