you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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