he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
