Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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