Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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