At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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