DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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