Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She even gives head with a lisp.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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