Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
id be glad to
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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