party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I want her autograph on my taint
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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