3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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