OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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