Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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