at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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