I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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