how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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