I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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