HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My pussy is not your playground.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Couch. On fire.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So. Much. Porn.
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