just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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