I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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