Sponge bath it is.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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