Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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