I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
not ubering you a puppy
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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