is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It's shark week go big or go home
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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