I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I deserve this hangover.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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