i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
how drunk are you?
Several
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
